How is a woman who rose to fame on the bed of Ray J a contestant on Dancing with the Stars?

As excited as we are to see Kim Kardashian shake her enormous backside on the upcoming season of this reality competition, it struck our staff as odd that producers would select a celebrity best known for starring in a sex tape.

Through nights of research and analysis, though, we've discovered the krazy konnections that likely landed Kardashian a spot on the show.

After all, it can't be a coincidence that her partner is Mark Ballas, the same guy who once dated Sabrina Bryan, who sings alongside Adrienne Bailon in The Cheetah Girls, who goes out with Kim's brother Rob.

Check out this Dancing with the Stars family tree for yourself...